Nuttin' but spam (Nuttin' for Christmas) -- Ding! Fries are done (Carol of the bells) -- Paddle my bum (The liTle drummer boy) -- Every toy you break (Every breath you take) -- I want some plastic surgery for Christmas (I want a hippopotamus for Christmas) -- Cookies for my elves, milk for my reindeer (Beer for my horses) -- Maxed-out credit cards (Here comes Santa Claus) -- Pine cones and Halle Berry (Pine cones and holly berries) -- Police nabbed my dad (Feliz navidad) -- Santa! (Sstand) -- What tie is this? (Greensleeves) -- Overdecorated (Complicated) -- Who let the elves out? (Who let the dogs out?) -- I'll be broke for Christmas (I'll be home for Christmas) -- Twelve Utah Christmases (parody of ... Duh) -- A few of my resolutions (My favorite things) -- Oh my heck! (Ode to Utah's infamous interjection) -- Jell-o (Yellow) -- Superfrog (Superman's It's not easy) -- Pepsi blue (Jackie Blue).
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