Criminal justice players : cops, bad guys, the clueless horde -- New plantations for new generations -- To hunt and arrest is the quest of the best -- When you're living free and tall, don't become a score in police pinball -- Getting wise to real bad guys -- Get on board with the clueless horde -- Those freaking jits will give you fits -- Why minorities get hammered -- Law enforcement shouldn't give a pass to all those crooks in the middle class -- Some modest suggestions -- Arrest proofing on the streets -- Cop a 'tude and you get screwed -- Dirty cop tricks -- Peekaboo! peekaboo! don't let big bad cops see you -- Whatcha gonna do when they come for you? -- Blue light? stay out of sight! -- If you lie the cops will pry -- Mama was right : stay home at night! -- You can win by giving in -- To avoid the tragic, use words that are magic -- Street creds are tops for dealing with cops -- There ain't no hope when you carry dope -- Emergency procedures -- When girls tell a tale that sends you to jail -- Arrest proofing in your car -- Citizen inspection? revenue collection? or driver protection? -- Mirror, mirror in the car, will the cops stay near or far? -- Staying free during a traffic stop means the guy who loses is the cop -- "No, you can't search my car" -- Tips that never fail to keep you out of jail -- Car creds are the key to keep you free -- Don't get in a lurch, do a search! -- You can tell cops "toodle-oo" when you squirt the yellow goo -- Guns, knives, and self-defense -- Guns, knives, nunchaku, and nonsense -- Want a real gun? get a wheel gun -- Stand your ground (and dress the hog) -- America, land of the surveilled -- Big Brother's digital exam -- Aids to learning -- The golden rules -- The magic words.
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