The magic sword: Armed with the eponymous sword, a young knight defies his magical foster mother and sets out to rescue a princess from a vengeful wizard. It's not a comedy, but it begins and ends with you laughing.
Alien from L.A.: In this 1980's twist on Journey to the Center of The Earth, Kathy Ireland plays an awkward teen in search of her missing archaeologist father, only to stumble into a deeply underground civilization unaware of life on the surface. Adventure ensues.
Danger! Death ray: Death Ray tells an archetypal story of hubris, evil and babes. When a death ray, invented for peaceful purposes of course, is stolen by a generic terrorist organization, a generic superspy is called into action.
The mole people: Two archaeologists discover a subterranean world of albinos and their mutant mole people slaves, descended from Sumerian refugees of Mesopotamian flood. Weakened by light, they thin out their aging population by sacrificing them to the eye of Ihtar, which is actually just a tiny hole in their world where the sunlight peeks through.
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