King Tut : Back up the U-Haul -- Julius Caesar : Putting the "I" in "Ides" -- Cleopatra : #1 across -- Christopher Columbus : Death by dirt -- Henry VIII : Who not to marry -- Elizabeth I : She kept her head about her -- Pocahontas : Royal hostage -- Galileo Galilei : Staying alive -- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart : Every good boy does fine -- Marie Antoinette : I did not do it on purpose -- George Washington : Little mouth of horrors -- Napoleon Bonaparte : I hate islands -- Ludwig Van Beethoven : Between those ears -- Edgar Allan Poe : Oh, woe is Poe -- Charles Dickens : A tale of two brains -- James A. Garfield : James who? -- Charles Darwin : What, me worry? -- Marie Curie : You glow, girl -- Albert Einstein : Einstein = massive cranium -- One more thing.
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