"HI-diddly-ho, true believers! Ned Flanders, everyone's favourite no-nonsense neighborino, is here to lend a helping hand, full of homespun and home-schooled hints. Follow the Nedster as he leads you through the thorny debate over church vs. state, comparing the Commandments to the Constitution; focus on the Flanders' family tree; get a glimpse of Springfield through Ned's Neighbourhood Watch, and learn the forbidden words (a.k.a. Neddy No-Nos) in the Flanders' household. This gospel of goodness also includes a souvenir map to Praiseland, the shrine and amusement park dedicated to his late wife, Maude; Ned's Comic Book of Virtues; and a sampling of the SharpeN'Edge, a catalogue of the left-handed luxuries available only at the Leftorium.
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