Contents Prologue "That girl has a ring in her nose" Hipster Backlash and Metal Without Irony 1 "I'm Left, You're Right, She's Gone" King-Sized Beds and the King Himself on the Road to L.A. 2 Confessions of a Reluctant Danzig Bimbo "Sorry, kid, we don't speak irony" 3 Strippers, Clown Rooms, and Danzig Among the Mangoes Day Jobs and Night Moves on Hollywood and Vine 4 Payola Means Never Having to Say "You Suck" Where Everybody Knows Your Name Except for the Girl in the Leather Bra 5 Idle Worship Getting punk'd ten years before Ashton Kutcher 6 I, Industry Weasel Gabba Gabba, We Accept You, We Accept You, One of Us 7 There Goes the Neighborhood The Smell of Hairspray Gives Way to Teen Spirit 8 Last Call L.A. Throws Me the Least Festive Farewell Party Imaginable Epilogue Tattoo Me What the World Needs Now Is Olallaberry Pie.
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