Introducing: Mr. Humor Person -- (This column is funny) -- Blow-up -- Moby Yuck -- The bovine comedy -- Apocalypse cow -- Pop goes the weasel -- Cheep sex -- Death by toothpick -- What has four legs and flies -- Flying fish -- Amphibious assault -- Children may be hazardous to your health -- Attack of the cartoon animal heads -- Don't box me in -- Un nintended benefits -- Licking the drug problem -- A brush with gardening -- Captains Outrageous -- Ship of fools -- Death wormed over -- They might be giants -- Blimey! frognal cockfosters! -- Dentists in paradise -- This takes guts -- Taking the zip out of zippy -- Yellow journalism -- Just say no to rugs -- Things that go hornk in the night -- Beetlejuice -- Skivvying up the profits -- Rotten to the core -- Well endowed -- Pranks for the memories -- Silent night, holy %*8c?c -- Garbage scan -- Where you can stick the sticker price -- Lemon harangue -- Traffic infraction, he wrote -- The do-it-yourself deficit-reduction contest -- The shocking solution to the budget deficit -- Bug off! -- Insect aside -- Tax fax -- English, as it were -- It's a mad, mad, mad, mad world -- Getting M*A*S*H*E*D -- Taking the manly way out -- Life's a hitch, and then you cry -- Getting physical -- Stress for success -- Sports nuts -- The male animal -- Make fixations -- The web badge of courage -- Confessions of a weenie -- Blood, sweat, and beers -- An offer they can't refuse -- The roll of the humorist -- Full-bore book tour -- Coffee? tea? weasel spit? -- I'm Dave. Fly me. -- We will Barry you.
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