Being unoffendable: the ridiculous idea -- Everyone's an idiot but me -- Six billion rings -- Artists see things -- Bert and Ernie and Satan -- Beautiful exceptions -- The world's worst bedtime story -- Ain't you tired? -- Reverend of the dumpster -- Idea: let's punch Brant in the face -- Atheists, socialists, and toast -- Anger's fun, except for the boiling, blazing, and burning part -- The big question: what about injustice? -- This is the chapter about how we're just barely smart enough to be stupid -- Nothing left to lose -- And here's the chapter I kept putting off... -- We're all waiting for something... that already happened -- On winning, and by "winning," I mean, of course, losing -- The world's worst neighbor -- Imbalanced? You better hope so -- I can worship a God like that -- Here's the part where I talk about some Danish people -- Forget Danish people, let's talk about your elbow -- An lo, the kingdom of God is like a terrible football team.
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