A child slave for Zestabs -- Things were wonderful before you came -- The fish-in-a-barrel situation -- The fat man sits in row H -- No knob on the gearshift -- For some reason, a trenchcoat -- Jon? Jon! -- This is just how we are! -- And another. And another -- But now I have to shoot it -- My "Breakfast Club" fist moment -- People actually booed -- Fuck 1987 -- So we did something strenuous -- Don't make me Gary Sandy -- The Art Garfunkel role -- And this is Tuesday, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha -- Oh, yeah, Charlie Sheen -- That time the very worst thing happened -- Corn? When did I have corn? -- P-choo, P-choo! P-choo! -- Not really an answer to the winter part -- The mechanics of jokedom department -- We who labor in the shadow of giants -- Episodes of "Two and a half men" -- The tsunami is more important -- React to the good part.
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