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Goldstein, Jonathan, 1969-

I'll seize the day tomorrow / Jonathan Goldstein ; [foreword and afterword by Gregor Ehrlich].

Toronto ; New York : Pintail/Penguin Group (USA), ©2013.

xv, 233 pages ; 21 cm

On the eve of his fortieth birthday, the author reflects upon his life, which does not include a wife, kids, car, or a house, in a series of humorous stories that discuss automatic hand dryers, toy poodles, and the McRib.

Goldstein, Jonathan, 1969- -- Humor.

Authors, Canadian -- Biography.

Radio producers and directors -- United States -- Biography.

Autobiographies.

I will seize the day tomorrow

Youth -- The things left undone -- Popeye loves his olives -- Why a duck? -- Survival of the fittest -- Seizing the day -- Atonement -- What if Harry Heimlich were choking? -- "I am. I am. I am." -- Friends who do no kill you make you stronger -- Guys' night out -- bed -- The Great Gazoo -- Loss of memory -- The tears you cry in dreams -- Two yarmulkes -- Knights of the roundtable -- Unpredictable -- Space and mass -- Real tears, finally -- New Year's -- Judgment -- A mission -- A thousand monkeys and Darwin -- Beginnings, middles, and ends -- Padding the dream -- Baby steps -- A covenant -- Two for one -- Soulmates -- Honeymoon for one -- The power of the written word -- Irreversible -- It can't be that bad -- The weight of worry -- The writer's life -- Picasso Goldstein -- A still shark is still a shark -- A place to hang one's cape -- Medium is the message -- As elusive as a peach slice -- Timing -- Stuff -- Inbetweenness -- Perfect imperfection -- Beating God to the punch -- To the bottom! -- On being the fastest runner : the hare retorts -- Sing the tune without the words -- Down the aisle -- The levy equation -- The Great Rabbi -- City folk -- A final toast -- Musical chairs -- Social studies -- Another lap around -- Face to face -- Late bloomers.

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