October: gentleness, girl gone mild -- November: domesticity, Martha, Martha -- December: obedience, my husband, my master -- January: valor, will the real Proverbs 31 woman please stand up? -- February: beauty, my breasts are like towers -- March: modesty, hula-hooping with the Amish -- April: purity, the worst time of the month to go camping -- May: fertility, quivers full of arrows and sippy cups -- June: submission, a disposition to yield -- July: justice, eat more guinea pig -- August: silence, I am woman, hear me no more -- September: grace, days of awe.
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