Grasshoppers are very intelligent -- Every day is Monday -- Song before breakfast -- Will consider situation -- Procrastination is all of the time -- Where there's a will, there's velleity -- A stitch too late is my fate -- Cat naps are too good for cats -- Oh to be odd! -- Two songs for a boss named Mr. Longwell -- Spring comes to Murray Hill -- Let George do it, if you can find him -- Mr. Artesian's conscientiousness -- More about people -- Portrait of the artist as a prematurely old man -- Dance unmacabre -- We'll all feel better by Wednesday -- Kindly unhitch that star, buddy -- I yield to my learned brother or Is there a candlestick maker in the house? -- Introspective reflection -- First payment deferred -- One from one leaves two -- Bankers are just like anybody else, except richer -- MS. found under a serviette in a lovely home -- If he were alive today, mayhap, Mr. Morgan would sit on the midget's lap -- Lines indited with all the depravity of poverty -- Fragonard -- I can't stop unless you stop or Lines addressed to a man making $5,000 a year who overtips a man making $10,000 a year to make himself feel he's making $20,000 a year -- The terrible people -- The second month it's not itemized -- Nature abhors a vacancy -- We would refer you to our service department, if we had one -- Thar she blows -- Pride goeth before a raise or Ah, there, Mrs. Cadwallader-Smith! -- A penny saved is impossible -- Apartment to sublet, unfurnished -- You have more freedom in a house -- To bargain, toboggan, to-whoo! -- Ring out the old, ring in the new, but don't get caught in between -- Let me buy this one -- I'll eat my split-level turkey in the breezeway -- Roulette us be gay -- Money is everything -- I burn money -- The song of songs -- Reflection on the fallibility of nemesis -- A Bas Ben Adhem -- Good-by, old year, you oaf or Why don't they pay the bonus? -- Are you a Snodgrass? -- Possessions are nine points of conversation -- Nature knows best -- A man can complain, can't he? (a lament for those who think old) -- Your lead, partner, I hope we've read the same book -- The anatomy of happiness -- Invocation -- Everybody tells me everything -- Most doctors recommend or Yours for fast fast fast relief -- A clean conscience never relaxes -- I spy -- The politician -- Look for the silver lining -- A necessary dirge.
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