| Contents: |
The Abominable Snowman -- Adventures Of Isabel -- After The Christening -- Alias And Melisande -- All Quiet Along The Potomac, Except The Letter G -- All, All Are Gone, The Old Familiar Quotations -- Allergy In A Country Churchyard -- Always Marry An April Girl -- And How Keen Was The Vision Of Sir Launfal -- And So Manhattan Became An Isle Of Joy -- And Three Hundred And Sixty-six In Leap Year -- The Ant -- Any Milleniums Today, Lady -- Are You A Snodgrass -- The Armchair Golfer, Or Whimpers Of A Shortchanged Viewer -- Arthur -- Aside To Husbands -- Ask Daddy, He Won't Know -- At Christmas Only -- Autres Betes, Autres Moeurs -- Babies -- The Back Of Mine Hand To Mine Host -- Bankers Are Just Like Anybody Else, Except Richer -- The Bargain -- Barmaids Are Diviner Than Mermaids -- A Bas Ben Adhem -- Benjamin -- Beware Of Easter Monday -- The Big Tent Under The Roof -- Biological Reflection -- Birdies, Don't Make Me Laugh -- Birthday On The Beach -- Boop boop adieup, Little Group -- Brief Lives In Not So Brief I -- Brief Lives In Not So Brief Ii -- The Buses Headed For Scranton -- But I Could Not Love Thee, Ann, So Much, Loved I Not Honore -- The Camel -- The Canary -- Capercaillie, Ave Atque Vaillie -- Carlotta -- A Carol For Children -- The Case Of Identity -- The Caterpillar -- A Caution To Everybody -- Celery -- The Centipede -- Chacun A Son Berlitz -- Chant At The End Of A Beginningless Summer -- Children's Party -- The Chipmunk -- The City -- A Clean Conscience Never Relaxes -- The Cobra -- Coefficients Of Expansion a Guide To The Infant Season -- The Coelacanth -- The Collector -- Columbus -- Come, Come Kerouac My Generation Is Beater Than Yours -- The Common Cold -- Common Sense -- Complaint To Four Angels -- Compliments Of A Friend -- Confession To Be Traced On A Birthday Cake -- Cousin Euphemia Knows Best, Or Physician, Heal Somebody Else -- The Cow -- Creeps And Crawls -- Crossing The Border -- The Cuckoo -- Curl Up And Diet -- Daddy's Home, See You Tomorrow -- The Darkest Half hour -- Did Someone Say babies -- Do You Speak Bantu Or Abbreviation Is The Thief Of Sanity -- The Dog -- The Dog Parade -- A Dog's Best Friend Is His Illiteracy -- Don't Cry, Darling, It's Blood All Right -- Don't Even Tell Your Wife, Particularly -- Don't Grin, Or You'll Have To Bear It -- Don't Guess, Let Me Tell You -- Dr. Fell And Points West -- Dragons Are Too Seldom -- A Dream Of Innocent Orgies -- A Drink With Something In It -- Drusilla -- The Duck -- Edouard -- The Eel
Eheu Fugaces, Or What A Difference A Lot Of Days Make -- Election Day Is A Holiday -- The Elk -- The Emmet -- England Expects -- The Entrapment Of John Alden -- Epilogue To Mother's Day -- Epistle To The Olympians -- The Evening Out -- Everybody Eats Too Much Anyhow -- Everybody's Mind To Me A Kingdom Is -- Exit, Pursued By A Bear -- Experience To Let -- The Facts Of Life -- Family Court -- Fee, Fi Ho Hum, No Wonder Baby Sucks Her Thumb -- The Firefly -- First Child Second Child -- First Limick -- First Payment Deferred -- The Fly -- For A Good Dog -- Fragonard -- From An Antique Island 1 -- From An Antique Island 2 -- Further Reflection On Parsley -- The Gander -- Genealogical Reflection -- The Gentleman Lady's Maid -- Geographical Reflection -- The Germ -- The Giraffe -- Glossina Morsitans, Or The Tsetse -- God Bless The Gideons, Or There's Always King James Version -- Golly, How Truth Will Out -- Good Riddance, But Now What -- Goody For Our Side And Your Side Too -- The Gossip That Never Should Be Unloosed Is Gossip -- The Grackle -- Grandpa Is Ashamed -- Grasshoppers Are Very Intelligent -- Grin And Bear Left -- The Guppy -- The Hamster -- Hark, Hark, The Larks Do Bite -- He Didn't Dare Look -- Hearts Of Gold, Or A Good Excuse Is Worse Than None -- High, Low The Comedy A Winter's Tale -- The Hippopotamus -- Home, 99 44 100 Sweet Home -- How Can Echo Answer What Echo Cannot Hear -- How Long Has This Been Going On Oh, Quite Long -- How Many Miles To Babylon -- How Now, Sirrah Oh, Anyhow -- How Pleasant To Ape Mr. Lear -- How To Get Along With Yourself -- How To Tell A Quail From A Partridge -- The Hunter -- Hush, Here They Come -- Hymn To The Sun And Myself- I Always Say There's No Place Like New York In The Summer -- I Can't Stop Unless You Stop -- I Could Hardly Wait For The Sandman -- I Didn't Go To Church Today -- I Didn't Say A Word, Or Who Called That Piccolo Player -- I Do, I Will, I Have -- I Happen To Know -- I Have It On Good Authority -- I Never Even Suggested It -- I Spy, Or The Depravity Of Privacy -- I Will Arise And Go Now -- I Wonder What They Brought From Ghent To Aix -- I Yield To My Learned Brother -- I'll Take The High Road Commission -- I'm Sure She Said Six-thirty -- I'm Terribly Sorry For You, But I Can't Help Laughing -- If A Boder Meet A Boder, Need A Boder Cry Yes -- If Fun Is Fun, Isn't That Enough -- If He Were Alive Today, Mayhap, Mr. Morgan Would Sit -- Interoffice Memorandum -- Introspective Reflection -- The Invitation Says From Five To Seven -- Is It True What They Say About Dixie -- Is There An Oculist In The House -- It Is Indeed Spinach -- It Must Be The Milk -- It's A Grand Parade It Will Be, Modern Design -- It's Snug To Be Smug -- Jack Do-good-for-nothing
The Jellyfish -- The Joyous Malingerer -- Judgment Day -- Just Holmes And Me, And Mnemosyne Makes Three -- Just Keep Quiet And Nobody Will Notice -- The Kangaroo -- Kind Of An Ode To Duty -- Kindly Unhitch That Star, Buddy -- Kipling's Vermont -- The Kipper -- The Kitten -- A Lady Thinks She Is Thirty -- The Lama -- Leda's Fortunate Gaffe -- Let Me Buy This One -- Let's Not Climb The Washington Monument Tonight -- Lines Indited With All The Depravity Of Poverty -- Lines To A World-famous Poet Who Failed To Complete Poem -- Lines To Be Embroidered On A Bib, Or, The Child Is Father -- Lines To Be Muttered Through Clenched Teeth -- The Lion -- Listen -- Little Feet -- Little Pretty Penny, Let's Squander Thee -- Locust-lovers, Attention -- Look For The Silver Lining -- Love Under The Republicans or Democracts -- Ma, What's A Banker Or Hush, My Child -- Ma, What's A Banker Or Hush, My Child -- A Man Can't Complain, Can't He -- The Manatee -- Max Schling, Max Schling, Lend Me Your Green Thumb -- May I Drive You Home, Mrs. Murgatroyd -- The Middle -- Mini-jabberwocky -- Money Is Everything -- More About People -- Mr. Barcalow's Breakdown -- Mr. Burgess, Meet Mr. Barmecide -- Mr. Judd And His Snail, A Sorry Tale -- Ms. Found Under A Serviette In A Lovely Home -- The Mules -- My Daddy -- My Trip Daorba -- Nature Knows Best -- Never Mind The Overcoat, Button Up That Lip -- Never Was I Born To Set Them Right -- Next -- No Doctors Today, Thank You -- No Trouble At All, It's Easy As Falling Off A Portable Bar -- No Wonder Our Fathers Died -- No, You Be A Lone Eagle -- The Nonbiography Of A Nobody -- Not Even For Brunch -- Not George Washington's, Not Abraham Lincoln's, But Mine -- Notes For The Chart In 306 -- Oafishness Sells Good, Like An Advertisement Should -- The Octopus -- Oh To Be Odd -- Old Dr. Valentine To His Son -- Old Men -- One From One Leaves Two -- One Man's Opiate -- One Third Of A Calendar -- One Times One Is Eight -- The Ostrich -- Our Child Doesn't Know Anything, Or Thank God -- The Oyster -- The Panda -- The Panther -- Paradise For Sale -- The Parent -- The Parsnip -- The Party Next Door -- Patsoral -- Pediatric Reflection -- Peekaboo, I Almost See You -- The People Upstairs -- The Perfect Husband -- Period Period -- The Phoenix -- Piano Tuner, Untune Me That Tune -- The Pig -- Pipe Dreams -- The Pizza -- The Platypus -- Please Pass The Biscuit -- Political Reflection -- The Porcupine -- The Porpoise -- Portrait Of The Artist As A Prematurely Old Man -- A Posy For Edmund Clerihew Bentley
Prayer At The End Of A Rope -- Preface To The Past -- Pretty Halcyon Days -- The Private Dining Room -- The Purist -- Put Back Those Whiskers, I Know You -- The Python- The Quack Frown Sox Lumps Oven The -- Rainy Day -- Random Observations: Theatrical Reflection -- Raven, Don't Stay Away From My Door -- Chant For April First -- Reflection On A Wicked World -- Reflection On Caution -- Reflection On Ingenuity -- Reflection On The Fallibility Of Nemesis -- Reflections On Ice-breaking -- Reminiscent Reflection -- Requiem -- The Return -- The Reward -- The Rhinoceros -- Riding On A Railroad Train -- Roadblock -- The Romantic Age -- The Rooster -- Roulette Us Be Gay -- Samson Agonistes -- The Screen With The Face And The Voice -- Seaside Serenade -- Second Limick -- The Second Month It's Not Itemized -- The Seven Spiritual Ages Of Mrs. Marmaduke Moore -- Shall We Dance 2 -- The Shrew -- The Shrimp -- Shrinking Song -- The Skink -- The Slipshod Scholar Gets Around To Greece -- The Smelt -- The Snark Was A Boojum Was A Prawn -- The Sniffle -- So Does Everybody Else, Only Not So Much -- So That's Who I Remind Me Of -- Soliloquy In Circles -- The Solitary Huntsman -- Some Of My Best Friends Are Children -- Some On In, The Senility Is Fine -- Song For Ditherers -- Song Of The Open Road -- Song To Be Sung By The Father Of Female Infant Children -- Spalsh -- Speculative Reflection -- The Spoon Ran Away With The Dish -- Spring Comes To Murray Hill -- The Stilly Night: A Soporific Reflection -- A Stitch Too Late Is My Fate -- The Strange Case Of Mr. Palliser's Palate -- The Strange Case Of The Ambitious Caddy -- The Strange Case Of The Loverlorn Letter Writer -- A Strange Casement Of The Poetic Apothecary -- Summer Serenade -- The Sunset Years Of Samuel Shy -- Suppose I Darken Your Door -- Tableau At Twilight -- The Tale Of Custard The Dragon -- Tallyho-hum -- Tarkington, Thou Should'st Be Living In This Hour -- Taste Buds, En Garde -- The Termite -- The Terrible People -- That Reminds Me -- There'll Always Be A War Between The Sexes -- There's Nothing Like Instinct, Fortunately -- They Won't Believe, On New Year's Eve -- The Third Jungle Book -- This Is Going To Hurt Just A Little Bit -- This Is My Own, My Native Tongue -- This Was Told To Me In Confidence -- Thoughts Though On An Avenue
Three Little Maids From School -- Thunder Over The Nursery -- Time Marches On -- To A Small Boy Standing On My Shoes While I Am Wearing Them -- To My Valentine -- The Toucan -- Trick Or Trek -- The Trouble With Women Is Men -- Tune For An Ill-tempered Clavichord -- The Turkey -- Turns In A Worm's Lane -- The Turtle -- Tweedledee And Tweedledom -- Two And One Are A Problem -- Two Dogs Have I -- Two Goes Into Two Once, If You Can Get It There -- Under The Floor -- Unfortunately, It's The Only Game In Town -- Up From The Egg: The Confessions Of A Nuthatch Avoider -- Very Like A Whale -- The Very Unclubbable Man -- Visitors Laugh At Locksmiths, Or Hospital Doors -- The Voluble Wheelchair -- Waiting For The Birdie -- The Wapiti -- The Wasp -- A Watched Example Never Boils -- Water For The Gander -- We Don't Need To Leave Yet, Do We Or, Yes We Do -- We Have Met The Sassenachs And They Are Ours -- What Almost Every Woman Knows Sooner Or Later -- What Do You Want, Meaningful Dialogue, Or Satisfactory Talk -- What Is Bibbidi-bobnbidi-boo In Sanskrit -- What To Do Until The Doctor Goes -- What's Hecuba To Him A One-minute Close-up -- What's In A Name Some Letter I Always Forget -- What's The Matter, Haven't You Got Any Sense Of Humor -- What's The Use -- What, No Sheep -- When The Devil Was Sick Could He Prove It -- When You Say That, Smile -- Where There's A Will, There's Velleity -- Which The Chicken, Which The Egg -- While Homer Nodded: A Footnote To The Iliad -- Who Called That Robin A Piccolo Player -- Who Did Which Or, Who Indeed -- Who Taught Caddies How To Count -- Who'll Buy My Lingual Or, You Pronounce Pluie, Louie -- Why The Postman Has To Ring Twice -- Will Consider Situation -- Will You Have Your Tedium Rare Or Medium -- Winter Complaint -- The Wombat -- A Word About Winter -- A Word On Wind -- A Word To Husbands -- The Wrongs Of Spring, Or No All Fools' Day Like -- Yes And No -- You And Me And P.B. Shelley- You Can Be A Repulican, I'm A Gerontocrat -- You'll Drink You're Orange Juice And Like It, Comrade -- You've Got To Be Mr. Pickwick If You Want To Enjoy A Picnic.
|
