Life : sometimes you just gotta laugh -- PORK : it's what's for dinner, NOT!! -- The Mr. Potato Head syndrome -- The first poo -- The one-uppers! -- The goldfinger -- Honey, your friend's a bitch! -- If we BOTH bring home the bacon, we should BOTH fry it up in a pan!!!! -- Bribing for blow jobs -- Happy anniversary! -- Until death do us part -- Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's lawn -- No, couches don't belong in the kitchen! -- You don't bring me flowers, anymore -- Honey, where's the Visa bill? -- I'm fat and saggy and I have a huge zit on my butt! -- The one who holds the TV remote is the one who is in control -- I'm not PMS-ing, you asshole!! -- Um, because, um, my vagina is sleepy? -- Potty training -- Get naked and naughty! -- The horoscope addict -- Is that a lobster in your pants or are you just happy to see me? -- Stop checking out my man, Bitch! -- Are we our parents? -- Honey, would you mind picking up my breasts? They fell off the bed again -- The seven-year itch -- Bleaching your asshole?? -- To shave his balls or not to shave his balls -- Don't you know me by now? -- The back door is closed -- Please don't make us go to YOUR mother's house for Christmas again!! -- What happened, Jenny? -- The juggling mom -- Jennyology -- Faking it -- The mommy hangover -- Life's embarrassing moments -- Going at it alone -- The power of the pussy -- Life's pet peeves -- His new girlfriend -- Death becomes you -- Singled out -- Life's little sayings.
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